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Description

This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in every cool photographer’s wardrobe.

 

.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18 20 21.97 23.98 25.99 28 30.04 31.97
Length, in 28.51 29.49 30.52 31.5 32.52 33.51 34.49 35.52
Sleeve length, in 7.25 7.76 8.23 8.75 9.26 9.77 10.24 10.75

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Our Philosophy

The SmartAss Photographer believes that great photographers always seem to have a little smartassery running through their blood. Please check out why we do what we do and the many benefits of our shirts. 

Have you ever taken such a fantastic photo that it made you feel all tingly in your bits? It just so happens that turning our three-dimensional world into a small rectangle that tells a compelling story with varying degrees of color, light and shadow is a highly satisfying activity.

Depending on what kind of photography you do, more than likely your camera will lead you to interesting people, doing fascinating activities at wonderful locations. You may find yourself climbing on objects, laying on the ground or hanging upside down because photography naturally inspires you to look at the world from different angles.

Through no fault of your own, photography will increase your awareness skills and allow you to fall deep in love with beautiful light, interesting composition and the magic of the moment. Best of all photography gives you the inspiration to be a curios, adventurous, explorer who travels to beautiful places to test their photography skills.

But it’s not just about you. For the rest of us, your photos can evoke emotions and make the people that see them feel all warm and fuzzy. Whether you know it or not, your photos serve as historical evidence for future generations to see. You have the ability to capture beauty and make it eternal. (Well that is if you keep multiple backups).

No matter what you shoot, whether it is weddings, sports, news, architecture, portrait, food, people, culture, entertainment, animals, bugs or beer bottles, you have tapped into a wonderful way to pass a little joy around.

Grab you camera and start shooting so you can…

Get Inspired and Pass It On!

When you put on a T-Shirt you are making a statement to the world. What is your message in life? Inspiration and good times? How about inspiration AND good times, with a side of smartassery?

Why do people buy t-shirts anyway? People love to wear cheeky but clever things on their chest. And with T-shirts averaging 2500 views it is an effective way to reach the masses. You get to inspire, make people laugh or mock up to 2500 people with just one shirt.

Clothing is one of the first things people notice when they see you, and having a cool T-shirt can only boost one’s popularity. But there are so many other benefits that you can expect from wearing a SmartAss Photographer Tee.

  • Suddenly look sensational at parties and photo shoots
  • Miracle cure for upper body nakedness
  • Attract sexy people with your charming personality and your SmartAss T-shirt
  • Will cause random funny conversations with strangers
  • Free of gluten, dairy and high fructose corn syrup
  • No measurable fat content
  • Easy to operate
  • Safe to use around pets and children
  • Made on Earth
  • Not tested on animals
  • One of a kind (unless your order two)
  • Does not need adult supervision to use product
  • Provide happy guts to the people see them
  • Will help hide food stains when you are at the free buffet
  • Not available anywhere but here

These cotton affirmations of your awesomeness are designed to make you look and feel great so they can be worn with pride. Anybody can buy a t-shirt but only YOU can choose a SmartAss Photographer Tee. You control your clothing destiny and if you want to look cool at your next event or you are wandering around in the woods you know what to do. We wish you well and hope that you enjoy our products and may you take amazing photos!

Most apparel companies refuse to provide proper warnings to the dangers of their products. We realize that we have to be as up front and honest as we can; even if it costs us sales. (If you cannot read these instructions, please notify a flight attendant.)

  • May cause excitability
  • SmartAss Photographer Tees can cause serious people to get offended
  • Do not wash or iron your shirt while wearing it
  • These shirts are not to be used as pants
  • For indoor or outdoor use only
  • Product does not enable people to fly or to possess super strength
  • Batteries not included
  • Unplug before servicing
  • We are not responsible if you’ve fallen and can’t get up
  • If ingestion occurs, induce vomiting and contact a physician immediately

 

Worldwide Shipping

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All products are printed to order.
Please allow additional 4 – 7 business days for shipping.
Shipping costs start at:
$4.00 for the first apparel item and $2.00 for each additional apparel item.
Products are fulfilled in the US

Outside US tshirt-t-shirt-gift-for-women-men-cool-funky-funny-sayings-international-shipping

All products are printed to order.
It usually takes 6 – 9 business days for shipping.
Shipping costs start at:
$8.00 for the first apparel item and $4.00 for each additional apparel item.
Products are fulfilled in the US

Refund Policy

If you are not 100 percent satisfied for a period of up to 30 days after your purchase, we are here to help.

Our mission is “Happy Customers” and we will do our very best to apply this policy to you by offering either a discount on your next purchase, refund or a replacement. We want to make you happy and if it isn’t right, we will do our best to make it as painless as possible to make it right.

If there is a product defect  –  send us a picture and we will make it right.

If you received the wrong product  – send us a picture and we will make it right.

If your order hasn’t shown up, send us a note and we will call in the hound dogs and track it down. Either we will find it, make it right, or both.

If none of the above work you can mail it back to us and we will refund the full cost of the product minus shipping costs.

This only applies to the products we sell and not personal life issues or sarcasm gone awry.

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