Ye Olde SmartAss Philosophy
We believe that you are never to old to be a SmartAss. If you haven’t “grown up” in life then you can probably relate. No matter how old you are, we believe that life is about good times.
As we travel down the road our sense of humor changes, so that we laugh at different things. That is why we have this category. We think that no matter what your age is that it is still good advice to Get Inspired and Pass it On!
These shirts are short of a Retro Fusion, where we combine images that are over a hundred years old with some SmartAssery of the present.
We have shirts for the old wise ones of society. Shirts that only well seasoned SmartAsses would like to wear.
And we also have some beautiful Vintage artwork released into the public domain featuring fantastic Circus, Hypnotist and other old time promotional posters.
Worldwide Shipping
United States 
All products are printed to order.
Please allow additional 4 – 7 business days for shipping.
Shipping costs start at:
$4.00 for the first apparel item and $2.00 for each additional apparel item.
Products are fulfilled in the US
Outside US 
All products are printed to order.
It usually takes 6 – 9 business days for shipping.
Shipping costs start at:
$8.00 for the first apparel item and $4.00 for each additional apparel item.
Products are fulfilled in the US
Refund Policy
If you are not 100 percent satisfied for a period of up to 30 days after your purchase, we are here to help.
Our mission is “Happy Customers” and we will do our very best to apply this policy to you by offering either a discount on your next purchase, refund or a replacement. We want to make you happy and if it isn’t right, we will do our best to make it as painless as possible to make it right.
If there is a product defect – send us a picture and we will make it right.
If you received the wrong product – send us a picture and we will make it right.
If your order hasn’t shown up, send us a note and we will call in the hound dogs and track it down. Either we will find it, make it right, or both.
If none of the above work you can mail it back to us and we will refund the full cost of the product minus shipping costs.
This only applies to the products we sell and not personal life issues or sarcasm gone awry.
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