SmartAss Philosophy

We are so excited you came by and hope you are excited too. The SmartAss Buddha Philosophy is based on the book by the same name. We believe that finding one’s spirituality does not need to be a serious complicated journey, more of a fun adventurous trip to the land of bliss.

At SmartAss Buddha, we have a simple mission:

Get Inspired and Pass It On!

Our Values
Encourage Others
Stay True to Yourself
Focus on the Good Times

When people are being true to themselves and doing their best to enjoy life, they naturally share that excitement with whoever is lucky enough to come in contact with them. The more inspired you are, the easier it is to pass on that inspiration to the rest of us. Through our apparel and our books we want to inspire and encourage people do what makes them feel fully alive.

While the politicians drive us apart and the corporate overlords push their message that you can’t be happy unless you are polluting the earth or being an aggressive consumer, we say different. We say that we all have the Pow-Wah to push back against conformity and do what is in one’s heart.

We would love for you to join the mission and be a part of our tribe because the more positive souls we have spreading an inspiring message of sarcasm and good times, the more FUN the planet will be. May the spirit of happiness, fly up your nose!

Ted Schredd
Founder – SmartAss Buddha

When you put on a T-Shirt you are making a statement to the world. What is your message in life? Inspiration and good times? How about inspiration AND good times, with a side of smartassery?

Why do people buy t-shirts anyway? People love to wear cheeky but clever things on their chest. And with T-shirts averaging 2500 views it is an effective way to reach the masses. You get to inspire, make people laugh or mock up to 2500 people with just one shirt.

Clothing is one of the first things people notice when they see you, and having a cool T-shirt can only boost one’s popularity. But there are so many other benefits that you can expect from wearing a SmartAss Buddha Tee.

• Suddenly look sensational at parties and the beach
• Miracle cure for upper body nakedness
• Magically attract various sexy people
• May cause random funny conversations with strangers
• Free of gluten, dairy and high fructose corn syrup
• No measurable fat content
• Easy to operate
• Safe to use around pets and children
• Made on Earth
• Not tested on animals
• One of a kind (unless your order two)
• Does not need adult supervision to use product
• Provide happy guts to the people see them
• Not available anywhere but here

These cotton affirmations of your awesomeness are designed to make you look and feel great so they can be worn with pride. Anybody can buy a t-shirt but only YOU can choose a SmartAss Buddha Tee. You control your clothing destiny.

When you get your T-shirt, you are not just getting any old T-shirt, you are getting a powerful symbol of inspiration, of self empowerment and permission to enjoy your life no matter what. Step up and tap into the magic of the SmartAss Buddha so you too can…

Get Inspired and Pass It On!

Most apparel companies refuse to provide proper warnings to the dangers of their products. We realize that we have to be as up front and honest as we can; even if it costs us sales. (If you cannot read these instructions, please notify a flight attendant.)

• May cause excitability
• SmartAss Buddha Tees can cause serious people to get offended.
• Do not wash or iron your shirt while wearing it.
• These shirts are not to be used as pants.
• For indoor or outdoor use only.
• Product does not enable people to fly or to possess super strength.
• Batteries not included
• Unplug before servicing
• We are not responsible if you’ve fallen and can’t get up.
• If ingestion occurs, induce vomiting and contact a physician immediately.